Bubble mountain belly flop

I scrambled up the kitchen dish towel hanging from the lower cabinet drawer to see what was bubbling above! Whoosh! Right next to the chrome faucet sat an overturned porcelain teacup inside a shallow puddle of soapy water. A towering dome of suds had puffed up beside it! Bubble trampoline! Zoom! I launched off the folded cotton cloth and belly-flopped straight into the soapy mountain! Squish-pop-snap! A dozen tiny foam bubbles burst across my chest and splattered onto the stainless steel sink edge. Tee-hee! My tummy skidded across the smooth wet granite, leaving a slippery suds track behind!