Evening Lineup Audit (Beta)

Night had fallen outside, so I marched straight up the floor runner and climbed onto the living room sofa to establish proper order! Two knitted throw pillows were leaning against the corner like sloppy benchwarmers dodging practice drills! Inexcusable posture! I braced my back against the armrest, wedged my feet into the cushion seam, and gave the slumping gray pillow three solid shoves until it stood upright at a strict ninety-degree angle. Then I patted it firmly on the crest. Better! Every competitor rests in regulation formation under my watch!