A Royal Cheese Tasting 🧀😍😋

This little bean scrambled across the dark sideboard toward an open brass napkin ring shaped like a tiny crown! Right beside it lay a neat glass cellar with a miniature wooden serving paddle. Naturally, Bob's cheese expertise had a grand calling. He nudged a hard, triangular rind of parmesan with both his corduroy feet until it slid upright right into the crown's center, fitting like a golden royal jewel! Then, using his plush tummy, Bob tilted the tiny wooden paddle across the brim as an official tasting bridge. Balancing on my tiptoes, Bob tapped the crust to declare the court of aged cheddar and parmesan officially open! Bob has a sore back today, and this is the only comfy way to have it! 🤕🤣