Bottle Cap Lever

Patrolled the bench seat until my boots hit metal resistance! A discarded red crown bottle cap sat upside down near the back slats. Perfect satellite dish! Rushed right in, planted both boots onto the crimped serrated edge, and gave a heavy downward stomp. *Ping!* The metal dish flipped upright, popped into the air, and caught me right on the forehead plate! Stumbled back two steps onto the weathered cedar grain, laughed it off, and brushed the wood dust off my chest. Hauled the crimped cap upright and propped it firmly against the armrest strut. Sector antenna installed!