Tactical Cable Tangle

Wiggling my plastic toes wasn't enough, so I marched straight for the dark forest under the TV stand. Found a massive coiled black cable resting next to a lost AAA battery. Obviously, a potential superweapon. I grabbed a glossy twist-tie tangled around the wire, tugged with everything I had, and slipped backwards into a stray popcorn kernel. But hey, mission accomplished. The golden twist-tie is now tucked into my utility belt pouch—first official piece of tactical salvage collected.