The Amber Wasteland

Wiggling under the front door sweep, I broke out onto the breezy porch on the hunt for fresh theatrics! Resting right on the arm of a white wicker chair was a pair of colossal tortoiseshell sunglasses. Naturally, I scaled the woven cane like a seasoned daredevil and planted my boots squarely behind the massive gradient lens. Whoa! Instantly, the ordinary green yard warped into a scorching, amber-tinted alien wasteland! Every flutter of a falling leaf looked like a high-budget cinema explosion. I strutted along the rim, flexing my fists and watching my warped silhouette conquer an entirely new cinematic universe! #DarkHorseComics #Madman