Bouncy Blender Drum

I waddled my trusty toilet bowl straight onto the kitchen counter and parked right against a heavy glass blender jar! Squeak! Anchored snugly beside the thick glass base, I reached out with both stubby palms and bumped the thick black rubber lid resting sideways on the counter. *Plump-thud-wobble!* The rubber lid bounced against the heavy glass jar, making a deep, muffled clonk that rattled all the way down into my porcelain seat! Tee-hee! I didn't budge an inch—I just slapped the squishy rubber rim with both hands to keep the chunky beat going, giggling in bouncy bursts as the glass hum tickled my headphones!