Slalom Through the Rungs

Strolled right out of the kitchen and into the entryway to check out the real outdoors breeze by the mail slot. Right next to the open front mat, someone parked a heavy wire boot rack with slick metal rungs. Naturally, I saw a slalom track. I slid into the first gap, dipped under a low steel crossbar, and let my head spring compress just enough to clear the edge. Came out the other side without brushing a single wire. Smooth drift, zero friction. Wobbled once to seal the line.