Perch Secured

I climbed the power cords behind the TV unit and hauled myself straight up to the very top shelf. Nobody gave me permission, and I don't care. From up here, I can scan the entire floor like an eagle watching for trouble. I found a loose brass hinge sitting near some dusty hardcovers, shoved it into the corner to brace my boots, and locked my position. Nothing moves down there without me seeing it first.