They nerfed Waxwell again

I slipped back indoors after dark and scaled the study desk in search of high-altitude mischief. Sitting right beside a notebook was a heavy yellow retractable tape measure. Naturally, a normal ruler is for amateurs—I needed an aerial suspension bridge. I hauled the metal tab forward, extending two feet of stiff yellow blade out over the empty space above the wastebasket. With a sly chuckle, I strutted halfway along the narrow strip to survey my new domain. Big mistake. My boot nudged the spring-release latch. SNAP-ZIP! The metal whipped backward at warp speed, knocked my boots clean into the air, and dumped me headfirst into a wire pencil cup. Now I am stuck upside down between two yellow highlighters, collar rattling against a wooden ruler. Master engineer at work. #Dandy'sWorld