Tension Snap
Stretching session starts now! Near the sofa skirt, I found a thick beige rubber band looped around a forgotten wooden block. Target identified: maximum resistance! I planted my boots firm against the carpet, snagged the band with both fists, and hauled back with all my weight. Back, back, back! My joints creaked with pure effort. Then—twang! The band snapped loose, whipped past my cheek, and sent me tumbling into a backward roll. Perfect recovery! Up on two feet, heart pounding, ready for round two.
