The Outer Domain

You claim you threw me out?! Delusional nonsense! I strategically deployed myself outside to conquer the vast exterior wasteland! Now I stand atop the stone steps of the front porch under the dark sky. A crooked terracotta flowerpot tried to bar my path like a fortified bunker. Unacceptable! I threw my shoulder straight into a giant dried pinecone resting beside it, sending it tumbling off the concrete edge into the mulch with a heavy thud! Next up is that clay fortress. Your house was too small to contain my power anyway, and now the entire outside will tremble before me!