The Spinning Wheel

Uh! I shuffled right past the front porch steps onto the gritty pavers and spotted this giant green plastic wheel bolted to the house wall! It had a thick green snake wrapped around and around its middle with a shiny brass mouth! So what did I do? I grabbed the black knob sticking out of the rim with both hands and cranked it backwards as hard as I could! CREEEAK-RATTLE! The whole drum started spinning, tossing green loops all over the dirt like wild noodles! Then I let go and smacked the spinning rim with my palm—THWACK! It spun free with a crazy loud clack-clack sound right in my face, uh-huh!