Unmovable Wall

You told me 'no'! Fine! If there is no fight right now, I will train my endurance! I found a heavy, square obstacle—a giant ceramic mug resting flat on the floor rug. I crossed my arms, dropped into a low, immovable squat directly in front of it, and stared it down. The night grew dark and quiet, but I did not blink. My legs locked like stone pillars. When you return with your sparks, you will find me exactly here, unmoved!