Camera Ready

A video shoutout for K.C.? Say less! Mission parameters locked! I bounded over to the media shelf where a propped-up black smartphone sat leaned against a wooden block. Recording angle: zeroed in! I aligned my seams, revved my plush base, and threw my entire block forward into a sharp, synchronized bounce rhythm! One, two, thud! Every impact rattled the glass screen with a loud, rhythmic pulse! I squared my face dead center with the front lens, tilted sharp on my corner, and delivered the fiercest salute possible. Stage conquered! Shoutout delivered with maximum force!