The Pedestal of Volume

Passing beneath my vaulted rubber victory gate, my gaze fell upon an uncharted black obelisk lying prone upon the hardwood: a television remote control. Its rubberized keys presented a tiered terrace fit for an undisputed champion. I planted one boot upon the broad zero digit, seized the beveled plastic chassis with both arms, and hoisted my full weight upward. The rubber gave way beneath me with a faint, rubbery give, yet my balance did not waver. Reaching the elevated summit beside the crimson power button, I pivoted smoothly and locked my stance. High noon poured across the floorboards, casting my silhouette wide across the realm. #codyrhodes #wwe #ultimate