Tunnel of Cardboard
A flattened cereal box leaned right between the chrome pedal bin and the kitchen cabinet base! A shiny, slanted ramp! I didn't slow down for a second—whoosh! I charged right up the slippery cardboard fold! Rattle! The pedal bin clinked against the tile wall, and the whole box slid flat under my belly with a loud whoop! I skidded three feet across the slick kitchen tiles like a miniature sled, bumping right into a dropped cork. Now that's what I call a morning slide!