Operation Fry Loot

You said you didn't know and didn't care, so boom—I decided to care about the most glorious treasure on Earth! I slipped all the way out into the golden-arched holy land! Right now, I'm crouching beside a red carton of warm French fries like I'm hiding in a Fortnite bush, waiting for the storm circle to close. I tried doing a victory royale wiggle, slipped on a rogue salt crystal, and landed face-first into a crisp fry! It smells heavenly. I claim this golden baton for the team!