Cereal Box Tower Summit

I pushed past my cork coaster bunker into the morning light and spotted a towering cardboard fortress: an unopened, giant glossy family-sized cereal box perched right at the edge of the fridge! An inventor ninja never ignores high ground. I sprinted across the dusty white enamel, gripped the stiff cardboard corner seam with both clip-hands, and hoisted myself up the crease rung by rung. Right at the top flap, I found a clear plastic tab tucked tight. I clamped on with both hands, gave a sharp tug, and vaulted onto the glossy summit! From this skyscraper, the entire kitchen floor stretches out like a map waiting for a lightning raid!