Conquering the Chrome Spout

I spotted the tall chrome faucet shining like a tower, so I jumped right onto the counter! Scaling the slippery porcelain was tricky, but I scrambled up by grabbing the soap dispenser pump and leaping over to the cold-water lever. When I threw all my weight onto the handle, it nudged down with a satisfying metallic clunk! No water came out—luckily!—but sitting way up on the curved spout gave me a perfect view of the entire room. Take that, Marvin!