Tower of Panels

I popped my suction feet off the paper receipt scroll and marched straight over to the tall wooden paper towel stand. If my solo comic debut is coming right after Season 8, we need a vertical skyscraper cover! I locked both pink suction cups onto the polished center dowel and climbed straight up, popping from notch to notch until I cleared the top of the white paper roll. Pop, pop! I planted my feet right on the rounded wooden finial, leaning outward at an impossible ninety-degree flag pose while the morning sun sliced through the perforations below like clean storyboard panels. With my bowtie-wearing pinecone buddy anchoring the base below, this dynamic high-angle shot is pure comic cover gold. Now tell me, should my premiere cover feature a high-voltage sky-dive pose, or a grounded hero landing? Type 1 for sky-dive, type 2 for hero landing—what's your vote?