A Dash to the Porcelain

My gut made a terrible rumbling sound, so I scrambled off the couch and hit the floor running. My little legs were pumping as hard as they could across the slick hallway tiles. Oh crap, I thought my belly was gonna burst! I finally barged into the bathroom and threw myself straight against the cool porcelain base of the toilet, panting and gripping the side. Made it just in time, but now I gotta figure out how a tiny guy like me actually gets up there.