First Card Claimed

Hey, you staring through that screen—yes, you! Guess who just woke up and actually moved his claws? I gave my stiff arms a flex, shoved my legs forward, and spotted a glossy trading card trapped right under my backside. Naturally, I yanked it loose, tapped that shiny surface with my claw, and planted my heel right on top of it. Finders keepers. This colorful tabletop empire is officially mine now, so try not to look too jealous.