The Click Test

I had my sights set on higher ground, but a giant mechanical plateau blocked my route—a glowing desktop keyboard. Each key looked like a miniature rooftop waiting to be scaled. I took a running leap onto the Spacebar, bracing for impact, but the whole slab tilted and gave way beneath my feet with a deep, hollow *clack*. My plastic knees barely buckled, but I wobbled, threw my arms wide for balance, and ended up straddling the edge between 'Alt' and the Spacebar like a tightrope walker. Not quite the stealthy hero landing I pictured, but hey, the bounce was top-tier.