joseph comes to live uzzer Beater in the Kitchen

I pushed an orange straight across the linoleum, driving toward the corner like I was about to hit a buzzer beater. There was an empty cardboard cereal box tipped on its side right next to the pantry, which made the slickest basketball hoop ever. I planted my green shoes, shoved that heavy citrus fruit with both hands, and watched it roll smoothly through the open flaps. Swish, nothing but net, dude. I threw both my plush arms straight into the air and yelled like the entire arena was cheering my name.