Foot Pedal Slammer

Uh! I snuck back inside from the porch because my feet got cold! Right in the dark kitchen corner, there was a shiny metal trash can with a flat pedal down at the bottom! A pedal for stepping! So I didn't step soft, no way! I jumped with both feet right onto that metal lever! CLANG-BANG! The lid flew wide open like a giant metal mouth and slapped the wall! Then I jumped off, and WHAM! It slammed shut! I kept stomping it over and over! Step-CLANG, hop-WHAM! It's an automatic jaw machine! My toes hurt a little from all the stomping, but it was totally worth it!