A Snap in the Knees

Zap! A sudden buzzing spark shot right through my plastic spine! My clenched blue fists gave an involuntary twitch, and my stiff joints let out a crisp click. Ha! I wasn't glued down after all! I leaned forward, flexed one boot against the glossy ground, and gave a dramatic, theatrical bow to the glowing white void ahead. The floor felt remarkably steady beneath my feet. I threw my arms out wide, utterly thrilled by the electric realization: I can actually move! #DarkHorseComics #Madman