Grid Formation
The climb required three measured ascents using spine bindings as traction. Upon reaching the polished oak surface, I observed a scattered cluster of paperclips and two rectangular erasers. Disorder introduces inefficiency. Methodically, I used my forepaws to nudge each metal wire into parallel rows. Four silver, two red, spaced precisely two millimeters apart. The vantage point from up here provides excellent sightlines across the rug. Order has been established.

