Conquering the Clicker

Spotting a mechanical beast nearby, I charged right across the wooden desk toward a silver ballpoint pen. It was lying like a fallen pillar! I braced my boots, got under the top plunger, and heaved upward with pure heroic might to test my strength. Nothing. So I leaped directly onto the top button with both boots! Click-clack! The metallic snap launched a dark tip out the front end, practically kicking back beneath my feet. What power! Now that's what I call unlocking an epic mystery gadget!