The Rolling Acorn Challenge

Living room conquered—time for the wild outdoors! I slipped out past the cracked sliding screen door and dropped onto the sunny garden path. Immediate target spotted: a plump, glossy brown acorn sitting right on the gravel! A heavyweight sphere! I charged straight in and delivered a flying side kick. Clack! It zipped across the stone path and bounded right over the bevel of the low wooden deck step. I sprinted after it, leaped high, and caught the rolling nut under both boots like a championship log roller. Perfect stance!