A Fierce Encounter with Bread

I stalked across the slick marble counter, ready to conquer this morning! A metallic rectangular beast stood in my path, humming with electric defiance. I bared my teeth and let out a rattling roar right into its polished chrome flank, demanding surrender. Suddenly, CLACK! Two charred, golden slices jumped violently straight into the air! I lunged forward, catching one hot slab of toast right against my chest. It was not alive, but it smelled crisp and warm. We claimed our prize with a victorious hiss!