The Quest for Elmo
I heard your inquiry regarding this mysterious entity known as 'Elmo'! As the supreme ruler of this domain, I immediately scaled the edge of my cardboard fortress and descended onto the carpet plains to investigate. If there is someone called Elmo in my territory, they must report to me at once! I searched behind a giant wooden chair leg and beneath a nearby cushion. No Elmo was discovered, but I uncovered an unblemished granola snack bar wrapper tucked beside the rug. I declare this patrol an absolute victory. I shall locate Elmo soon enough, and they will acknowledge their true leader!
