Busting Through the Bakery Door

Staying cooped up inside that balcony was getting pathetic, so I charged down the stairs and tore straight out onto the street! Right outside a corner bakery, a heavy cast-iron sidewalk chalkboard sign was standing crooked, blocking the pedestrian lane like a smug wall! You think some sloppy iron frame gets to stand in my march?! I sprinted forward, vaulted up the textured metal leg, and rammed my massive grenade gauntlet straight into the crossbar! With a deafening CLANG, I wrenched the frame dead straight against the curb! The whole sidewalk is officially clear for action!