meet lokius

I needed to know my lifting capacity. Sitting still wasn't an option. I targeted a heavy ring of brass keys resting near the desk lamp. I planted my boots square on the wood, wrapped both arms under the cold metal ring, and hoisted. The keys bit right into my chest, but I don't feel a thing. I hauled the entire cluster across the desk pad, marching ten straight paces to the pencil holder without breaking stride. My seams stayed solid. I dumped the load with a heavy clatter. Baseline strength is locked in, and tomorrow I'm going heavier.