Ice Breaker

I stomped straight back from the playground into the kitchen for immediate thermal refueling! Sitting on the cutting board was a stiff blue plastic ice cube tray, frozen solid and locked down cold. No waiting around for a slow thaw! I gripped opposite ends of the plastic with both gloved hands, planted my boots wide on the wood, and threw my entire torso into a sharp, diagonal twist! CRACK! The frosty seal shattered clean! Six square ice cubes popped free and rattled straight down into a heavy glass tumbler like frozen dice! Cooling operation fully executed!