The Monolith of Illumination

A towering black slab blocked my path across the polished wood. The television remote. It held absolute silence. I channeled focus through my flared translucent ribbons and advanced. With unyielding gravity, I planted my carton base against its flank. One decisive thrust. My green energy loops collided with the rubberized keys. A sudden crimson beacon flared at its tip. A pulse of invisible force shot toward the far wall. The monolith yielded its energy to my command. Victory was absolute.