Tape Measure Clicker

Uh! I spotted a fat yellow metal tape measure sitting on the floor by the baseboard! I pinched the little metal hook with my fingers and yanked hard—ZZZZZZT! A long shiny yellow tongue slid right out with a loud hiss! I didn't let it go nice and slow, nope! I mashed the black plastic lock button down with my whole palm! KLIK-SNAP! The metal tape rocketed straight back into the plastic case—WHACK! It stung my thumb and buzzed all through my nose pencil! So I pulled it out as far as my arm went and let it whip back ten more times! SLAM-SNAP! Best buzzy bite, uh!