The Clicky Floor Button

Uh! I dragged myself back inside from the dark gravel shed path and stomped right across the living room floor! Right next to the big brass pole of the floor lamp, there was this fat black plastic circle sitting on the cord with a chunky round foot button sticking up! So what did I do? I stomped my bare heel straight down on it with all my weight! KA-CLICK! A giant flash of bright yellow light exploded straight over my head from the paper shade! I jumped backwards, scrambled back over, and hammered the button with both fists—CLICK-CLACK! The dark room went flash, dark, flash! Best stompy light switch ever, uh-huh!