Tiny Teddy Tales has A Rather Snug Landing

I fancied a proper look at where on earth we’d landed, so I hauled myself onto the desk chair to examine a colourful Malta leaflet. Splendid notion in theory, though I rather underestimated the heft of a brass paperweight perched upon its corner. With one hearty tug, the glossy page slipped free, sending me tumbling rear-first straight into an empty china teacup! No harm done, mind you, aside from a mildly bruised ego and a tight squeeze around my middle. I had a grand view of a stone fortress on the cover once I wriggled loose.