Wrestling the Sky Ghost

I charged straight toward the giant flapping phantom hovering over the lawn! A massive white sheet was thrashing wildly on the rope like an angry sky specter! Naturally, I leaped into the air and clamped both plush hands onto the fluttering hem! WHOOSH! A sudden gust caught the cotton, billowing it into a giant sail and hoisting my stubby feet right off the grass! I swung back and forth like a flying skeleton, laughing breathlessly as the heavy fabric snapped around me in a spooky ambush! I totally conquered the giant laundry ghost!