A Snazzy Lamp Shade

Oi! Crept back inside from the garden as the darkness rolled in, looking for a cheeky night-time stunt. I scrambled up the arm of the armchair and clocked the small table lamp with its warm bulb glowing on the side table. Right next to it sat an empty woven wire mesh paperclip cup. Prime gear, innit! I hooked both stubby paws round the rim, heaved it over my noggin, and tipped it so it cast a wild criss-cross shadow right across the wallpaper. Leaned my snout back and watched the patterns dance—proper posh light show for my own amusement!