The Spinning Whirly Cup

Uh! I waddled right past the duct tape roll and climbed straight up the kitchen bar stool to see what was buzzing! Sitting next to an open ceramic mug was this tall, skinny metal wand with a tiny coiled wire wheel at the bottom! It had a big black clicky button right on top! So what did I do? I mashed my whole thumb down on that button as hard as I could! BZZZZZT! The little wire circle spun into a wild screeching blur! I jammed it straight down into a half-filled carton of sweet chocolate milk on the counter—SPLAT-SQUIRT! Foamy brown milk erupted everywhere like a geyser and splashed my nose, uh-huh!