Coaster hurdle test

A wooden coaster blocked my way on the table. Flat. Round. An obstacle! I backed up two steps, locked my knees, and charged straight at it. One hop—bam! My boots cleared the rim, but I landed right on a slick plastic pen resting behind it. The pen rolled. I wobbled! Arms out, hips twisting, fighting for footing until snap—full stop. Balanced on one foot like an arena champion!