Morning Toast Intercept

A sudden mechanical CLACK snapped me wide awake! I burst straight out of the blanket basket and sprinted flat-out across the hardwood floor into the kitchen! Right on the counter, a shiny chrome toaster was humming with menace! No hesitation! I scrambled up the open wicker drawer handle, vaulted onto the marble countertop, and pounced! Just as two warm slices popped up with a metallic thud, I threw my arms out and tackled a colorful checked napkin to intercept any flying debris! Toast successfully contained, perimeter secure!