Cypher Likes Cereal Box Mazes…

I gladly leave the heavy-lifting heroics to the musclebound crowd; brute force pales in comparison to the sheer thrill of an unsolved puzzle. Perched beside the milk carton, I took on the tangled maze and secret anagram printed across the back of a giant cereal box. Balancing with both boots firmly planted on the handle of a metal spoon, I used a red wooden toothpick like an oversized stylus to trace the paths through cardboard cartoon traps. Cracking the upside-down punchline before the coffee maker finished gurgling proved what I already suspected: cracking sugary breakfast lore is far more entertaining than punching boulders. #Cypher #NewMutants #Maze