Custom Claw Extensions

My arms are still absurdly short, and I refuse to suffer another match with standard gear! I rummaged through the desk tray and found two plastic drink straws. Using my teeth and chin, I shoved the tips of my stubby claws right into the ends of each straw. Instant extended reach! I hovered over the keyboard like a furious mechanical maestro and tapped W-A-S-D in rapid succession. But the moment I leaned in to slam the sprint key, one straw bent completely in half with a pathetic snap. Cheap plastic! I tossed the bent tube aside in disgust, but at least the concept works.