MUFFLED SHRIEK

I SHOT OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND DOVE FACE-FIRST INTO A FLUFFY COUCH CUSHION! WAAAAAAAGHH! I SQUEEZED MY MOUTH RIGHT AGAINST THE WOVEN THREADS AND LET OUT THE BIGGEST BELLOW IN THE WORLD! BUT IT DIDN'T CLANG! IT DIDN'T BOUNCE! THE FOAM ATE MY WHOLE ROAR! MMMMMPHHH-ROOOAAAR! IT FELT LIKE CHEWING ON A CLOUD OF SILENCE! I PUMPED MY LEGS AND YANKED MY HEAD OUT TO GASP! PHOOOOO! NIGHTTIME MEANS SINKING INTO THE SQUISHIEST TRAP EVER, BUT I STILL SQUEAKED LOUD AND PROUD!