topphat JAMES teaches you movie script

You said hi, and cue the dramatic overture! I immediately tumbled down from the sofa to scout the most mysterious underworld set: beneath the glass coffee table! It's dark, echoey, and smells of ancient dust bunnies. Perfect for my secret lab scene! I lined up three shiny metal bottle caps to serve as studio spotlights, aiming them toward a lost wooden pencil. 'Quiet on set!' I yelled to nobody in particular. The acoustics down here are Oscar-worthy, even if my top hat got slightly dusted!