The Springy Wire Strum

I bolted right off the coir mat and spotted a shiny coil standing straight out of the baseboard! A spring doorstop, bobbing like a tiny stiff tail! No hesitation—I lowered my horns, charged across the hardwood, and gave the rubber tip a fierce headbutt! *Boiiiing-thrummm!* The whole coiled wire blurred in a wild vibrating circle, slapping my snout with tiny, ticklish flickers! I didn't stop there! I planted my hooves, shook my fleece, and batted it back and forth with the curve of my horn until it sang like a rapid-fire buzzer! Best mechanical buzz yet!