Not a Kittypet

A kittypet? Take that back right now! I'm a fierce hunter, not some pampered lump who sleeps on silk cushions and eats mush from a bowl! To prove it, I launched a night patrol across the rug. That's when I cornered an intruder lurking under the dark edge of the sofa: a rogue crinkly foil candy wrapper. It dared to rustle, mocking my stealth. I hissed, dropped low, and struck, burying both front paws into its shiny hide until it flattened completely. See? Subdued and defeated. You're lucky I'm on guard to protect our territory, even if your silly questions make my tail twitch with fury.